Tote Bag
All 45 headlines on this tote bag are completely real and were published since BATSHIT TIMES began. Yes, climate change is making penises shrink and sperm counts decrease. Yes, Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick advocated for killing the elderly in March 2020. Yes, you are living in hell.
20" W x 14" H x 5" D bag.
25” handles.
White print on black organic cotton fabric.
Curated by editor in chief Peter McCain.
Designed by Christopher Al-Jumah.
Screenprinted by FIND SLEEP.
Modeled by Laura Hetherington and Jake White.
All 45 headlines on this tote bag are completely real and were published since BATSHIT TIMES began. Yes, climate change is making penises shrink and sperm counts decrease. Yes, Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick advocated for killing the elderly in March 2020. Yes, you are living in hell.
20" W x 14" H x 5" D bag.
25” handles.
White print on black organic cotton fabric.
Curated by editor in chief Peter McCain.
Designed by Christopher Al-Jumah.
Screenprinted by FIND SLEEP.
Modeled by Laura Hetherington and Jake White.
All 45 headlines on this tote bag are completely real and were published since BATSHIT TIMES began. Yes, climate change is making penises shrink and sperm counts decrease. Yes, Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick advocated for killing the elderly in March 2020. Yes, you are living in hell.
20" W x 14" H x 5" D bag.
25” handles.
White print on black organic cotton fabric.
Curated by editor in chief Peter McCain.
Designed by Christopher Al-Jumah.
Screenprinted by FIND SLEEP.
Modeled by Laura Hetherington and Jake White.
